Palmetto Cheese has sparked an addiction that is sweeping through the east coast and quickly spreading throughout the United States. Right now, you’re asking yourself, “am I an addict?”. To find the answers to that question, view the list below. Portions of the list were taken from the Palmetto Cheese Facebook. Names were left off to hide the identity of the PC Addict.You know you’re addicted to Palmetto Cheese if……..
- You scoop out your Palmetto Cheese into an old tupperware container so no one will know you just bought some.
- You have spent more than a minute finding the best spot in the refrigerator where your husband or child won’t look.
- You bought a small refrigerator and hid it in your house just to keep your stash.
- You’ve raised your voice at the person who spooned out the last bite.
- You’ve lied to a stranger at the grocery store about why you needed the last tub more than they did.
- You bury the container in the vegetable drawer because you know no one will look there.
- You don’t tell your friends about it because you don’t want your supply at the grocery store messed with.
- You wait till everyone leaves the house to crack the new tub open.
- You tell your mother it’s not as good as hers, but secretly think it’s better.
- You give it as a gift and hang around until they open your “gift” to make sure it tastes good.
- You’ve talked to the store manager on more than one occasion about their inability to keep PC in stock.
- You’ve come upwith you’re own recipes using it.
- You’ve spotted the last tub and leave your cart behind so you can go faster than the old lady who was going for it.
- You have made your significant other drive more than 20 miles to get you some.
- You have left grocery stores with food in your cart because they didn’t sell Palmetto Cheese.
- You always buy two, so you’ll have a back-up tub.
- You have more than 4 empty containers in your kitchen cabinet right now.
- You rub the empty container with a piece of bread to soak up any remaining cheese.
- You tell complete strangers at the grocery store about why they need to buy it.
- You’re reading this and can relate to anything on the list.
if…it’s your main course, and gone in one sitting!
…stick it in my tervis and drink it through a straw
if……..it is your new homemade milkshake flavor!
When you eat it out of the container with a spoon!
… It has replaced catsup as the most popular household condiment.
you wake in the middle of the night craving it and drive 50 miles to the closest store that sells it.
If you spend three hours a day, trying to get a store in your area to carry it.
You use it to brush your teeth.
You have it for breakfast!!!
While the photographer is shooting the family portrait, everyone is saying cheese while you are saying “Palmetto Cheese!”
You cry real tears when you can not find your Palmetto Cheese in the grocery store… the hid it in the seafood dept.
You refuse to eat any other Pimento cheese because you know it won’t be as good as Palmetto Cheese.
Ummmm…….you put it on ice cream!
You ask the store manager if you can go ahead and get an entire case—just in case! MCB
You know you’re addicted to Palmetto Cheese if you buy it in Atlanta while visiting family and travel with it all the way back to your hometown of Sarasota, FL and it is the only thing in the cooler. (You bought the cooler especially for the Palmetto Cheese).
I tell lots of strangers in the grocery store how good it is and have at least four empty tubs in my cabinet…I guess I’m hooked !
You name your newborn baby (boy or girl) Palmetto.
you look forward to going to the beach not only for the beach, but that you are counting down the days to get Palmetto Cheese!
…Your a Packer fan and you replace your beloved triangle cheese headwear with a foam tub of PC.
You get strange looks from the produce manager when you buy more than five cartons!
You eat it everyday for lunch and think you’re eating healthy!
You replace pretty much all of your cheese options for dishes with Palmetto Cheese!
you know you’re addicted to palmetto cheese when you don’t like pimentto cheese at all but can’t put down the palmetto cheese tub!
…you don’t have to dress up for Halloween. You’ve eaten so much Palmetto Cheese you’re already orange like a pumpkin.
… everyone in your family photos looks like they are howling because you tell them all to “Say Palmetto!”
you pack a flask…i mean “tub”.
You realize that much of your time is spent just thinking about which type of cracker goes best with Original and which goes best with Jalapenos!